i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and
ohym fching god
SHARPAY WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THAT IS NOT HOW YOU BOP TO THE TOP
The only good scene in Scary Movie 5
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
gonna get SO trashed at this Kidz Bop concert its gonna be crazy
Said the 12 year old.
You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great
|Douche:||you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick|
|Nice girl:||excuse me?|
|Douche:||yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*|
|Nice girl:||isn't that a label they put on small objects?|